sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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