did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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