Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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