Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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