Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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