i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Randomize
