So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I love you.
Bad choice
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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