This is not my ceiling
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
She said her name was "party"
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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