Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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