Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I understand Curling. That high.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
The feeling are messing with the penis
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Randomize
