He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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