Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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