hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
