Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
