Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Girls should come with a carfax report
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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