I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
she smelled like a LAN party
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Randomize
