does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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