Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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