Non-Jews are for practice
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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