Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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