So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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