Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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