While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
so much tequila, so little girl.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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