Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
just tell him i said nine months
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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