xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
im six kinds of drunk right now
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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