How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Randomize