What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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