So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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