I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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