So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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