whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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