i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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