That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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