When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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