i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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