Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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