Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize