you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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