Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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