Plan B is the new Plan A
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
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