I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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