Me. At least after what I've been through.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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