But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
my sisters under your porch take her home
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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