i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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