JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
My feet surprised me
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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