It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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