Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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