the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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