he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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