I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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