i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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