Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
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