You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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